Aries March 21-April 19
Mercenaries don’t come cheap. Start saving.
Taurus April 20-May 20
You won’t suck at Nation Wars. You won’t do good either.
Gemini May 21-June 21
Someone will challenge you to a PK match. You’ll get pissed because you just lost to a lower-level character.
Cancer June 22-July 22
There’s still good news out there. We just don’t if it’ll ever come to you.
Leo July 23-August 22
Don’t use TPP or else you’ll be hacked. You have been warned.
Virgo August 23-September 22
You’ll meet the girl of your dreams. We mean it.
Libra September 23-October 23
Someone will think that you’re the girl of their dreams. It sucks because you’re a dude.
Scorpio October 24-November 21
You will be awesome in Nation Wars today! But so will the rest of your guild.
Sagittarius November 22-December 21
It’s Summer! No more Classes. That means no more allowance. Kainis.
Capricorn December 22-January 19
Yung guy na makakalaro mo sa Internet café has a huge crush on you. Bad trip di ba?
Aquarius January 20-February 18
You will try to impress your crush by giving her cool in-game costumes.
Pisces February 19-March 20
Domination V is done but you still miss the EB that you had with your guild mates. You’ll miss them so much mag papa-EB ka ulet sa isang i-Café.